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Chuck ![]() Founding Life Member: Society Of The Honor Guard, Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier NRA Patron Life Member CRPA Member Self Defense Firearms Training - Be Safe, Be Confident, Get Trained! Most of us here know "A Guy" Do you? "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." Robert A. Heinlein |
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okay, okay I'll put them on my kimbers! Sheeesh big strong man like you whining like a baby . . . . ![]() |
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When I tap my kidney, I will use a stall. Mostly because of stagefright, not because my weapon will show.
When I give birth to a spineless brownfish, I do several things: I loosen my belt as much as it will go while keeping it still connected. I use a Wilderness belt, so this means that the velcro is undone, but the end is still ran through the buckle. I then drop trou' down to my knees, so that my firearm is still up at knee heighth. The belt is just tight enough to keep everything up around my knees. Nobody ever sees it and I never need to take it out of the holster.
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How're we gonna shoot golf without guns? "It's 2am, do you know where your firearms are?" - In honor of Dennis Farina When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.
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When I first started reading this thread I almost pee'd myself (no pun intended) from some of the posts. They were very funny indeed.
However, on second glance, I realize the seriousness of having a plan for every situation. Case in point: I had my CCW in PA when I owned a restaurant. I can remember having to use a public restroom and quite awkwardly, trying to find some way to hold on to both my handgun and my "piece". It was no "piece of cake" (pun totally intended). Additional case: I originally come from NYC. Most of the guys I went to grammar school and high school with are on the job (or retiring this year). One in particular used to frequent the neighborhood bar while armed (he has since learned his lesson). So, he goes to use the toilet... after countless pints of Guinness and removes his firearm and leaves on the toilet lid. He comes back out and, lo and behold, not more than five minutes later, another "regular" goes in and comes back out with his firearm... "Hey Ch**s, you lose something?" Excuse my language but it was the f*cking dumbest thing I have ever seen. Now that I am in the process of getting my CA CCW, I am going to have to give this situation some great thought as my job keeps me on the road, all day long. Point is, even the simplest of things change when you carry on a regular basis.
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What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Huh? I... I don't know that. Boing... Auuuuuuuugh. How do know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. |
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