IWB/OWB carry and the Public Bathroom

[Hoser]

Originally Posted by SVTNate

So far, I've never had to take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a true "public restroom" while carrying, because I plan ahead or the Browns get held by the

I'd hate for the Browns to fubble at the Super Bowl...that could be a problem...

[AMS MIKE]

Originally Posted by SVTNate

I just unholster it and ask the guy in the next stall to hold it while I wipe.

Okay, I don't do that.

I drop the deuce in the AM. If I need to deuce it up all nasty style again in the PM, I'm usually home by then, or at the cigar lounge, where the bathroom is a single-person and there I can rest my holstered weapon on a stool while I peel the stool off the walls.

So far, I've never had to take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a true "public restroom" while carrying, because I plan ahead or the Browns get held by the Redskin defense until I can get home or to the cigar lounge.

I guess if I did have to grimace a hot smoky in a public restroom, I would place the holstered weapon in my LaDanian Tomlinson underroos and blow it all out.

And if you haven't noticed, I love slang terms for poop, because they make me giggle.

EDIT - Unless I was wearing my Antonio Gates banana hammock, then I guess I'm in trouble.

*Fixed* so I could have a giggle.

[BonoVox]

Originally Posted by SVTNate

I just unholster it and ask the guy in the next stall to hold it while I wipe.

Okay, I don't do that.

I drop the deuce in the AM. If I need to deuce it up all nasty style again in the PM, I'm usually home by then, or at the cigar lounge, where the bathroom is a single-person and there is a shelf where I can rest my holstered weapon while I peel the paint off the walls.

So far, I've never had to take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a true "public restroom" while carrying, because I plan ahead or the Browns get held by the Redskin defense until I can get home or to the cigar lounge.

I guess if I did have to grimace a hot smoky in a public restroom, I would place the holstered weapon in my LaDanian Tomlinson underroos and blow it all out.

And if you haven't noticed, I love slang terms for poop, because they make me giggle.

EDIT - Unless I was wearing my Antonio Gates banana hammock, then I guess I'm in trouble.

I find it tough when I am wearing my Antonio Cromartie stick-em gloves. But if it gets real bad I do a Philip Rivers happy feet dance with a Lights Out Meriman forearm shiver.

This is only to be used by professionals. Especially if you have a case of the New York Jets!!

[libertarian]

In all seriousness, I find that putting the band of my underwear over the backstrap keeps the gun well concealed while I go about my business in a public restroom.

[Dan M.]

Originally Posted by libertarian

In all seriousness, I find that putting the band of my underwear over the backstrap keeps the gun well concealed while I go about my business in a public restroom.

There's a wedgie joke in there somewhere.

[OCRancher]

So, if you are not a big football fan, would this be some sort of a fishing trip?

[CCWInstructor]

What type of Trout are you fishing for?

[1buba]

You rang???

[DVSmith]

Originally Posted by 1buba

You rang???

Aha!!! Our very own SME shows up!

[TaxMan]

Originally Posted by BonoVox

I find it tough when I am wearing my Antonio Cromartie stick-em gloves. But if it gets real bad I do a Philip Rivers happy feet dance with a Lights Out Meriman forearm shiver.

This is only to be used by professionals. Especially if you have a case of the New York Jets!!

Or flick it off your finger tips, LT style:

[1buba]

Originally Posted by DVSmith

Aha!!! Our very own SME shows up!

Words to live by:

Concealed mean concealed!!!

[MadMex]

If I have to drop a deuce while away from the house I head to the nearest Starbucks. 95+% are single user facilities, with a lockable door. Totally private, unless you're into some freaky shet.

[BonoVox]

Originally Posted by MadMex

If I have to drop a deuce while away from the house I head to the nearest Starbucks. 95+% are single user facilities, with a lockable door. Totally private, unless you're into some freaky shet.

I have never dropped a deuce. But I do know it is hard to concentrate when a Brown Trout is swimming upstream while you holster your CCW.

[mw8385]

If I'm "prairie doggin" Then I will head to the nearest one to "drop the kids off at the pool"!

[CCWInstructor]

I always want a secure area when I "send a fax".