6'10" and 310 pounds...

[rudigan]

I don't think he cares what he looks like.

That my friend, is quite obvious.

[Ken_In_Colo]

Originally Posted by swdr

Some of us carry a full sized 1911-type IWB at 3 o'clock. In your case, see if you can find an IWB holster for a Barrett Model 99. Heh.

You beat me to it. I was gonna suggest something a bit smaller, like a .454 Casull...

Seriously though, I commend the OP in picking H&K USP Compact but I wonder if he ever tried the P2000? Same mags, a bit thinner & no safety but a decocker on the da/sa models. P2000s come in da/sa & LEM (Law Enforcement Model i.e. each trigger pull is da, at about 5 lbs.) trigger types.