I dare not keep my pistol under my pillow.
Sleep deeply but usually one to toss and turn... A lot.
Think I'd look silly with the lasting impression of a 1911 pressed into the skin of my neck and left cheek.
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Ah ain't no flatlander!
Welcome to the mountains, we're glad you're here! Please feel free to feed the coyotes, let your kids ride the bears. Picnic in the poison oak, drink lots of beer, drive fast and pass on the curves. Our friendly Paramedics are waiting to serve you.
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